smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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I hope that in the future they invent a small golden light that follows you everywhere and when something is about to end, it shines brightly so you know it’s about to end.

And if you’re never going to see someone again, it’ll shine brightly and both of you can be polite and say, “It was nice to have you in my life while I did, good luck with everything that happens after now.”

And maybe if you’re never going to eat at the same restaurant again, it’ll shine and you can order everything off the menu you’ve never tried. Maybe, if someone’s about to buy your car, the light will shine and you can take it for one last spin. Maybe, if you’re with a group of friends who’ll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you’ll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, “This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good.”

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Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You  (via themaraudersaredead)

my chest

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When I look at you I know that I’m looking at a charging flashbulb, old fashioned, zirconium. Do not leave me blind.

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^^^^ me gusta

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

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gonorthandthenwest:

Nature is neat.

gonorthandthenwest:

Nature is neat.

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adailypickupline:

He said he wanted a Pisa me. Told him it would cost a pretty penne. 
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adailypickupline:

He said he wanted a Pisa me. Told him it would cost a pretty penne.

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unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

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vlugs:

Shipment of Volkswagen Beetles parked by color at the port of Portland, 1965.

vlugs:

Shipment of Volkswagen Beetles parked by color at the port of Portland, 1965.

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And if he falls in love tonight, it can be assumed.
His carefree days with us are history.
In short, our pal is doomed.

SEEING LION KING LIVE TOMORROW OKAY

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